Confessions of a Washed up, Bitter Waitress

DISCLAIMER: All of the names of said places of employment have been changed… due to contractual agreements that forbid me to openly discuss what happens in my ACTUAL place of work (true fucking story). No real names of customers or coworkers will be used (although you WILL know who the fuck you are) and I… Continue reading Confessions of a Washed up, Bitter Waitress

In Honor of The Hallmark Holiday- An Uncomfortable Look into Le Romance de Tyler and Ashley (Q & A)

1. How long have you guys been together?  Since his penis went into me? Since I declared my love for his penis? About 3 years?  2. First Date? Ballast Point in Little Italy. He wore his fanciest shirt to a brewery 3. How did you meet?  In the backyard of some shitty Clairemont house party… Continue reading In Honor of The Hallmark Holiday- An Uncomfortable Look into Le Romance de Tyler and Ashley (Q & A)

A Love Letter to Overly Tanned Property Managers

Apartment hunting with…. Wait for it…. A DOG!!!   Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUNNN   As I wade through the traitorous pool that is the rental world, I have begun to find a very disturbing trend. Landlord after landlord have the preposterous habit of recommending that I…. get rid… of my DOG.   Lemme set up my… Continue reading A Love Letter to Overly Tanned Property Managers

Not Your Soccer Moms Recipe- Beefless Beef Stew

So I was told that blogging had to be a bit more than drunken ramblings… which is a darn shame because drunken ramblings happen to be my forte. After my extensive blogging research, I have found that according to some housemom who makes more than her husband thanks to the 20 pop ups that makes… Continue reading Not Your Soccer Moms Recipe- Beefless Beef Stew