In Honor of The Hallmark Holiday- An Uncomfortable Look into Le Romance de Tyler and Ashley (Q & A)

1. How long have you guys been together?  Since his penis went into me? Since I declared my love for his penis? About 3 years?  2. First Date? Ballast Point in Little Italy. He wore his fanciest shirt to a brewery 3. How did you meet?  In the backyard of some shitty Clairemont house party… Continue reading In Honor of The Hallmark Holiday- An Uncomfortable Look into Le Romance de Tyler and Ashley (Q & A)

A Love Letter to Overly Tanned Property Managers

Apartment hunting with…. Wait for it…. A DOG!!!   Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUNNN   As I wade through the traitorous pool that is the rental world, I have begun to find a very disturbing trend. Landlord after landlord have the preposterous habit of recommending that I…. get rid… of my DOG.   Lemme set up my… Continue reading A Love Letter to Overly Tanned Property Managers

Not Your Soccer Moms Recipe- Beefless Beef Stew

So I was told that blogging had to be a bit more than drunken ramblings… which is a darn shame because drunken ramblings happen to be my forte. After my extensive blogging research, I have found that according to some housemom who makes more than her husband thanks to the 20 pop ups that makes… Continue reading Not Your Soccer Moms Recipe- Beefless Beef Stew